Good One from Roger...

You may have received the following scam before.... Roger happened to receive it two days ago.

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Read on and have a good laugh!

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Dear Friend,

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I hope this may not constitute sort of embarrassment to you, My name is Mr.John Ngene,I am the regional bank manager of the Barclays Bank Ghana Ltd.I came to know you in my Private Search for a reliable and reputable person to handle this Confidential Transaction. I am 45 years of age and married with 3 lovely kids. It may interest you to hear that I am a man of PEACE and INTERGRITY; I only hope we can assist each other.

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I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit both of us, as the regional Auditor General of the Barclays Bank Ghana Ltd.; it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital city Accra at the end of each year.

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On the course of last year 2006 end of year report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made an excess profit of five million united states dollars (US$5,000,000.00) which my head office are not aware of and will never be aware of. I have since placed this fund on what we call ESCROW ACCOUNT without any beneficiary.

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As an officer of the bank I can not be directly connected to this money, this is why I.m contacting you for us to work so that you can assist and receive this money into your bank account for us to SHARE. I will offer you 20% of the total amount for your assistance.

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Note that there are practically no risks involved in this transaction , it will be bank to bank transfer, all I need from you is to stand claim as the original depositor of this fund who made the deposit with Takoradi branch so that my Head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account. Do not make undue the advantage of the trust I have bestowed on you, and I assure you we can achieve it successfully.

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Best regards,

Mr.John Ngene

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Below is the reply from Roger:

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Dear friend,

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I hope that i am not embrassing you, but sad to say i am a tranvestite of of extreme VIOLENT and DISHONESTY. By the way, i am the CEO of Barclays Bank Ghana Ltd, and how come i have not heard of your name before?

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By transfering the money into my bank account, you will most probably end up with nothing. Sorry, i don't mean to be a spoilt sport. Maybe you can try contacting my friend George Bush who works in the police department in New York. He is really a man of PEACE and INTERGRITY just like you. He has a few spare 'rooms' in his department where you can stay of the rest of your life. By the way, the meals there are free.

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Give him a call if you are free. His number is really easy to remember... it is 911...

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yours sincerely,

You-think-i-stupid?