Saturday, October 15, 2005

Taking a break... from my report

Argh... CHEMISTRY REPORTS!!! number 1 killer of your time, beauty and youth. it will give you things like eye bags, dark rings and sleeping disorder. no wonder i'm getting uglier =( and i still have this stupid huge pimple below my nose that refuse to heal *sob* i think the reports for this sem is really horrendous. take for instance the report this week, can you imagine entering hundred over data on your excel and plotting 17 graphs?! and that is only the data entry part. complaints x 100 times. OK, let me cool down.

Sigh, everybody seems to be so busy and stressed lately. there are so many deadlines to meet for reports, projects and gonna study for midterms etc. but watever it is, hope everyone take care k? see some of you not feeling too well liao. oh no, i'm sounding like a mother already. hahah... ok, let me try to cheer everybody up with two funny incidents that happened recently.

  1. i was attending this geography module lect last week. the lecturer is a wise old man and is good in teaching his stuff. (for those that took the biophysical module before, yes, he is our favorite beloved bao bao) however, he is an IT idiot. last week, he forgot to bring his must-have laser pointer. nevertheless, the lecture carried on smoothly until the point he showed us a coastal picture. he wanted to point out a particular landform that's on the pic but find it hard to do so. and so he asked the whole lecture hall. "hm... anybody knows how to get the pointer of the mouse out?" the whole LT went silent, probably stunned. maybe we thought we were asked a trick question. it was after a few seconds (perhaps to get over the shock) when the whole LT answered "Just Shake it". the professor tried and VOLA! the mouse pointer appeared. the whole Lt laughed like mad. wat an "interesting" question!
  2. i think this is really funny. also last week, roger and i went to the circuit road hawker centre to have our dinner. we were finding seats when this uncle dressed in formal white long sleeve, black pants and slippers walked pass us. he was heading towards a stall and to be exact he actually went INSIDE the stall. at first, we thought wat was he trying to do. it took us sometime to realise that he was a hawker when he started cooking hokkien mee. we almost fainted and laughed to death. it was quite a funny sight. have you ever seen hawkers that dressed so formally to COOK? maybe he's going for some wedding dinner after that. bout won't he smell of hokkien mee and prawns? hahah.. maybe that could explain why his stall got grade B for cleaniness as compared to C for his fellow hawkers. So hawkers out there, know wat to do right?

haha.. really can't stop laughing when i think of these two incidents.

ok, enough of break. working time again. OFF MODE

7 comments:

chowchow said...

Your primple hasn't healed?? Haha. And good luck for ur report!

L.O.V.E said...

thanks=) i just heard from someone that mine is not a pimple. hard to explain here. tell you more when i see ya=)

Anonymous said...

Oh no it is a tumour?
Haha
At last you have a new enry, i thought this blog was abandoned
=)

Mr Ong K K said...

Yr joke #1 remind me of an incident which Bao Bao did during biophysical last year. During one of the lecture, he also wanted point out something from picture on the projector screen. Similarly, he forgot to bring his laser pointer or just being a computer idiot, he started finger-pointing the computer screen think that everybody can see where he is pointing too... Haha... NUS shd sent such lecturer to basic computer courses.

L.O.V.E said...

hahah... ya, i remember that incident. now we know why he did that the other time. kekez... and to gab: it is not a tumour!!!!! CHOY!!!

Anonymous said...

Dont forget...
There was also a recent incident n LT 23. A certain Professor tried to hold the projector screen when the students are complaining the LT vibrating...

=)

L.O.V.E said...

haha.. to me, he's just trying to be funny. but i love his sense of humour. ho ho...